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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Scooter Special



I don't care if you bought it from the scooter store. Handicapped people can't park in the stripes. You should have just rode it into the store.

Yes, Yes They Are Touching



Not only is this truck sticking halfway out in the parking garage while being well over the line, it is actually touching the car beside it. We don't have any more words for this post.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Excellent Aerial Photo


Here is a great aerial photo of terrible parkers. Notice the middle car parking over the line. If anything, he should have parked closer to the other line. This caused the car to the left to park close to the line; however, he is still in. The biggest disappoint is the car to the right. This isn't even a spot. I am pretty sure they just entered through the exit and then realized all openings to spots faced the other way. They panicked and stopped in the most ridiculous spot there.

Be Aware of Your Surroundings


These two look like they backed in great but are the bumpers touching? They get honorary TPs for backing up into each other.

Handicappers Should Not Be in a Hurry


Listen up handicappers! You should not park like you are in a hurry. In reality, you aren't going anywhere that fast. So take the time to park right and protect not only yourself, but also your car.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Parking in the Lines Isn't Always a Good Thing


Notice the ticket under the windshield wiper. The old parking guys do not care as much about parking in the lines as we do. You get tagged because you can't read the 'no parking unless you have a pass' signs.

Handicaps Have to Park Like Everyone Else


Even though all the handicap spots may have been taken, you cannot just pull in like this. If you want extra space, park at the end of the row. Do not take up everyone else's spots too.

No Parking Zones Are Not To Be Abused


Just because the spot next to you isn't a parking spot does not mean you can park over the line. Parking in these spots is a privilege.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Gutsy Parking With All the Witnesses



When there is only enough space left for a motorcycle or maybe a smart car, do not try fitting your SUV in. This kid is sticking out so far that the road is now one way. We aren't even going to mention how many witnesses were around to watch this happen.

You Had a Straight-A-Way



Notice the entrance in the background. How did this car miss pulling in straight with that. The more pressing question is how much space does the car in the front left really have on the right side?

This photo is courtesy of Sara Nelson Reece.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Worst Parking Job Ever?



We will give 4 reasons this could be the worst parking job seen on terrible parking:
1. There are no other cars around.
2. They pulled through.
3. This is a big vehicle. We know they can see the lines.
4. It looks like they legitimately tried.

Triple Decker



At no time is it ever acceptable to park over lines because all the other people in the row did so; however, this is a new record for most terrible parkers in one picture. As much as we hate to see these parking jobs in abundance, we have to congratulate our new record holders.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Even Handicappers Aren't Allowed to Get This Close



Parking lots are made for a reason.

Please, Choose a Spot



Two open spots side by side? It looks like this kid could not decide what spot he wanted. You have to give him credit. It takes a lot of talent to not fit a Cavalier in one spot.

Vote: Who is the Terrible Parker



At first look, the terrible parker seems to catch your eye by taking up two spots. Let me draw your attention to the car behind them. This car has to be sticking out. There is no way they can fit in the spot that the first car seems to be taking up. Who gets your vote for terrible parker?