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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Helen Keller Could Have Parked Better


This guy didn't even try to park in any lines. Did he just pull in and run off? Even the kid in the background is smirking.

Can You Pick Out What's Wrong Here?


1. This person pulled through and still wasn't able to park in the lines.
2. They are over on the, wait for it, driver's side!

Come On Soccer Mom!


It doesn't matter how many kids you house in the van or if the doors do slide open. You crossed the line.
This picture is courtesy of Sara Reece.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

This Isn't an Extra-Long Spot?


I know it can be confusing going from white lines to yellow lines. Regardless, that Volvo isn't quite as large as you may think.
Special thanks to Elizabeth Weaver for providing this photo.

Rain, Rain, Go Away


I know it has been raining but all that space and you park over there? The poor girl beside you is struggling to make sense of this right now.
This picture is complements of Braxton Vinson, an established photographer.

Friday, November 12, 2010

No excuses. Park like a champion.


Even the little guy is upset about this one.
This photo is complements of Braxton Vinson.

Pulling Through: Harder Than Expected


The parking garage was so intimidating that this driver got a little out of control. FYI: Those lines are straight all the way through. They don't move on you.

Did You Even Try?


This is outside of Taco Bell. I know it's fast food, but that doesn't mean you can park like my 7 year old sister.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Got Space?


That truck must be too big for 1, 2, or even 3 spaces. Instead, it needed about 17. I don't even think there is anymore room left for us.

Don't Forget About the Back Half


We understand you are focused on the front half of the car when you pull in. Please, don't forget about the back half. Cut too sharp and you will scratch up that nice Buick.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Real Friends Tell the Truth


If your friend parks incorrectly, simply tell them. Do not park the same way next to them to make them feel better.

Learn to Drive Before You Buy a Car


You can't see it, but there is a 60 day tag on this car. We know this is a new car, but it's not nice enough to use more than one spot. It's a mustang...

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

I Still Have Faith In You


I know you are handicapped, but I still have faith you can park in between the lines. I believe in you.

Are These Cars Actually Touching?


Just because you park in between the lines does not mean you can still go over.
This picture is compliments of Blake Brantley.

Large Truck Doesn't Mean Special Parking


If you are unloading a truck, pull up to the building. Do not park in the middle of a parking lot. You are not special.

Be Respectful


Let the person beside you actually have a chance to get into their car.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Do I Look Fat in This?


I wanted to see if I could slide out by parking 8 inches from this Jeep.

Can You See Me Now?


My white Tahoe camouflaged the white line. Sorry.

Got Enough Room?


The empty spot on the left wasn't enough room so I had to park as close to the car beside me as possible.

What Lines? I'm Focused on the Fence


Oh, I thought I was supposed to park in between the fence posts.

How Big is a Spectra?


And you still have to share a spot?

Don't Be 'That Guy'


Nice cars park away from everyone for a reason. Don't be 'that guy' who parks next to them...especially on the line.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Visitor's Are Excused


It's hard to park in between two straight lines when you are from out of town.

3 Out of 4 Tires is Passing


A suburban...yeah, 75% is pretty good.

Oh, Those Tricky Slanted Parking Spaces


Those slanted spots get me every time. Too bad there are cars to help this person straighten up.

It's a Buick. It Speaks for Itself.


This driver must be talented. I don't see any scratches.

But It Was Dark...


...the white line almost blends in.

Just An Everyday Thing


Every morning I look out my window. Every morning I see this same parking job.

There Isn't Enough Room Here


I would have had trouble fitting my car into this spot too.

Reppin' the 757?


VA Beach should be sorely disappointed given the status of spot 757.

Pull In and Peace


As long as half of the car is in between the lines, you are good to go.

Cutting Off Cars Without Even Moving


This van looks like he cut off the car even while parked. Maybe he couldn't decide which spot he wanted.

This Isn't Tennis, On the Line is NOT In


On the line doesn't count. Don't be surprised to see some scratches on that right side.

One Bad Job Triggers Another


One car on the line creates confusion as others begin parking on their respective lines.

On the Line is Good Enough, Right?


The girl driving this actually opened her door to see if it was good enough. Oh, and there were no cars on either side of her at that point.