Scooter Special

I don't care if you bought it from the scooter store. Handicapped people can't park in the stripes. You should have just rode it into the store.

Yes, Yes They Are Touching

Not only is this truck sticking halfway out in the parking garage while being well over the line, it is actually touching the car beside it. We don't have any more words for this post.

Excellent Aerial Photo

Here is a great aerial photo of terrible parkers. Notice the middle car parking over the line. If anything, he should have parked closer to the other line. This caused the car to the left to park close to the line; however, he is still in. The biggest disappoint is the car to the right. This isn't even a spot. I am pretty sure they just entered through the exit and then realized all openings to spots faced the other way. They panicked and stopped in the most ridiculous spot there.

Be Aware of Your Surroundings

These two look like they backed in great but are the bumpers touching? They get honorary TPs for backing up into each other.

Handicappers Should Not Be in a Hurry

Listen up handicappers! You should not park like you are in a hurry. In reality, you aren't going anywhere that fast. So take the time to park right and protect not only yourself, but also your car.

Parking in the Lines Isn't Always a Good Thing

Notice the ticket under the windshield wiper. The old parking guys do not care as much about parking in the lines as we do. You get tagged because you can't read the 'no parking unless you have a pass' signs.

Handicaps Have to Park Like Everyone Else

Even though all the handicap spots may have been taken, you cannot just pull in like this. If you want extra space, park at the end of the row. Do not take up everyone else's spots too.

No Parking Zones Are Not To Be Abused

Just because the spot next to you isn't a parking spot does not mean you can park over the line. Parking in these spots is a privilege.

Gutsy Parking With All the Witnesses

When there is only enough space left for a motorcycle or maybe a smart car, do not try fitting your SUV in. This kid is sticking out so far that the road is now one way. We aren't even going to mention how many witnesses were around to watch this happen.

You Had a Straight-A-Way

Notice the entrance in the background. How did this car miss pulling in straight with that. The more pressing question is how much space does the car in the front left really have on the right side?

This photo is courtesy of Sara Nelson Reece.

The Worst Parking Job Ever?

We will give 4 reasons this could be the worst parking job seen on terrible parking:
1. There are no other cars around.
2. They pulled through.
3. This is a big vehicle. We know they can see the lines.
4. It looks like they legitimately tried.

Triple Decker

At no time is it ever acceptable to park over lines because all the other people in the row did so; however, this is a new record for most terrible parkers in one picture. As much as we hate to see these parking jobs in abundance, we have to congratulate our new record holders.

Even Handicappers Aren't Allowed to Get This Close

Parking lots are made for a reason.

Please, Choose a Spot

Two open spots side by side? It looks like this kid could not decide what spot he wanted. You have to give him credit. It takes a lot of talent to not fit a Cavalier in one spot.

Vote: Who is the Terrible Parker

At first look, the terrible parker seems to catch your eye by taking up two spots. Let me draw your attention to the car behind them. This car has to be sticking out. There is no way they can fit in the spot that the first car seems to be taking up. Who gets your vote for terrible parker?

Helen Keller Could Have Parked Better

This guy didn't even try to park in any lines. Did he just pull in and run off? Even the kid in the background is smirking.

Can You Pick Out What's Wrong Here?

1. This person pulled through and still wasn't able to park in the lines.
2. They are over on the, wait for it, driver's side!

Come On Soccer Mom!

It doesn't matter how many kids you house in the van or if the doors do slide open. You crossed the line.
This picture is courtesy of Sara Reece.

This Isn't an Extra-Long Spot?

I know it can be confusing going from white lines to yellow lines. Regardless, that Volvo isn't quite as large as you may think.
Special thanks to Elizabeth Weaver for providing this photo.

Rain, Rain, Go Away

I know it has been raining but all that space and you park over there? The poor girl beside you is struggling to make sense of this right now.
This picture is complements of Braxton Vinson, an established photographer.

No excuses. Park like a champion.

Even the little guy is upset about this one.
This photo is complements of Braxton Vinson.

Pulling Through: Harder Than Expected

The parking garage was so intimidating that this driver got a little out of control. FYI: Those lines are straight all the way through. They don't move on you.

Did You Even Try?

This is outside of Taco Bell. I know it's fast food, but that doesn't mean you can park like my 7 year old sister.

Got Space?

That truck must be too big for 1, 2, or even 3 spaces. Instead, it needed about 17. I don't even think there is anymore room left for us.

Don't Forget About the Back Half

We understand you are focused on the front half of the car when you pull in. Please, don't forget about the back half. Cut too sharp and you will scratch up that nice Buick.

Real Friends Tell the Truth

If your friend parks incorrectly, simply tell them. Do not park the same way next to them to make them feel better.

Learn to Drive Before You Buy a Car

You can't see it, but there is a 60 day tag on this car. We know this is a new car, but it's not nice enough to use more than one spot. It's a mustang...

The Start of a New Trend?

He crossed the line. Why can't I? In fact, let's get everyone doing it.

I Still Have Faith In You

I know you are handicapped, but I still have faith you can park in between the lines. I believe in you.

Are These Cars Actually Touching?

Just because you park in between the lines does not mean you can still go over.
This picture is compliments of Blake Brantley.

Large Truck Doesn't Mean Special Parking

If you are unloading a truck, pull up to the building. Do not park in the middle of a parking lot. You are not special.

Be Respectful

Let the person beside you actually have a chance to get into their car.

Do I Look Fat in This?

I wanted to see if I could slide out by parking 8 inches from this Jeep.

Can You See Me Now?

My white Tahoe camouflaged the white line. Sorry.

Got Enough Room?

The empty spot on the left wasn't enough room so I had to park as close to the car beside me as possible.

What Lines? I'm Focused on the Fence

Oh, I thought I was supposed to park in between the fence posts.

How Big is a Spectra?

And you still have to share a spot?

Don't Be 'That Guy'

Nice cars park away from everyone for a reason. Don't be 'that guy' who parks next to them...especially on the line.

My Left Bumper Was Already Damaged So...

...I decided to pull in real close on the right side.

The Light Pole Distracted Me

I thought I might hit it so I pulled in crooked.

Soccer Mom Needed

We are searching for a soccer mom to teach a mini van parking course. Apply today!

Visitor's Are Excused

It's hard to park in between two straight lines when you are from out of town.

3 Out of 4 Tires is Passing

A suburban...yeah, 75% is pretty good.

Oh, Those Tricky Slanted Parking Spaces

Those slanted spots get me every time. Too bad there are cars to help this person straighten up.

It's a Buick. It Speaks for Itself.

This driver must be talented. I don't see any scratches.

But It Was Dark...

...the white line almost blends in.

Just An Everyday Thing

Every morning I look out my window. Every morning I see this same parking job.

There Isn't Enough Room Here

I would have had trouble fitting my car into this spot too.

Reppin' the 757?

VA Beach should be sorely disappointed given the status of spot 757.

Pull In and Peace

As long as half of the car is in between the lines, you are good to go.